First time I sprayed this I was horrified,
thought it smelled rotten or maybe petrified
but I was wrong
this perfume and I can get along
And that’s as much of this review as I can do as a parody of I Will Survive, anyway, this weird chocolate orchid mushroom scent is kind of awesome, it’s sweet and wet and earthy and dirty but edible and weird and I love it for that.
Honestly, it’s stranger than Black Orchid by TF and it has this weird earthy dirty freshness to it, it’s like hot parched earth getting rained on, it’s like filthy sex in the shower, it’s got like hot/wet hothouse and maybe a little bit of rot but only in the most pleasant way scent to it.
I love you, weird chocolate mushroom.
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 