male cashier: you’re too pretty to be wearing all that eye makeup.
me: you’re too irrelevant to be commenting on my appearance.
#Oh my god its a fucking compliment shut up
the fact that some of you people can’t distinguish between a compliment and a criticism blunted with a weak compliment blows my fucking mind
Me cashier: Hi, how are you? I’m fine thanks for asking.
Customer:…. so has it been a busy day for you gu-
Me: Listen dude, the first question was all I needed, anything beyond that is miscellaneous information. Just buy your shit and leave I wanna go home.
apparently my interaction and this interaction are similar somehow but idk
…complimenting someone’s appearance while insulting their choices is not, in point of fact, a compliment
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 