It doesn’t fucking taste like anything.
What is the fucking point? Like vodka connoisseurs are like “ahhh, this tastes even less like anything.”
That is not a kind of connoisseurship that should be allowed to exist. That’s like having a fucking water sommelier. What the fuck is wrong with you?
Fuck you guys.
I have a friend who goes out of her way to go to the least expensive bottleshop so she can buy the most expensive vodka for the best price…then mixes it with coke.
…but if she mixes it with coke she won’t be able to taste the delicious lack of flavor :0
Fuck vodka. Like flavored vodka is great in a fruity cocktail, but don’t be a fucking snob about it, it a flavorless base. It’s like getting snobby about what kind of flavorless gelatin you use as a flavorless thickener.
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 