Vodka is the shittiest liquor to get pompous about.

It doesn’t fucking taste like anything.

What is the fucking point?  Like vodka connoisseurs are like “ahhh, this tastes even less like anything.”

That is not a kind of connoisseurship that should be allowed to exist.  That’s like having a fucking water sommelier. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Fuck you guys.