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obviously no one would eat a hamburger patty by itself; how disgusting

like vegetables? yeah right. how about you just pull a potato right out of the ground and eat it raw without seasoning or cooking it? DO IT, EAT THE RAW POTATO COVERED IN DIRT AND TELL ME YOU LIKE VEGETABLES.

^this

I eat raw bacon, its good. 

Want raw meat? Beef jerky kinda counts.

want some pepsi/coke?? you’re disgusting you’re suppose to eat sugar on its own in handfuls damn you for being human

wtf yo drink coffee disgusting you’re supposed to chew up and swallow the beans right from the fucking ground man you uncultured disgusting swine

And like, why do you have to BOIL the meat?? That’s adding water. 80/20 hamburger meat just ground up on the stove in a frying pan by itself has fat and is damn tasty, no charring required.

When I’m PMSing all I want is raw meat, and I mean everything needs fucking salt, man.

I prefer my steaks so rare they’re pretty much raw. Last time they just put it under the heat lamp for five minutes. Pretty good.

I like em’ seared on the outside and seasoned most of the time but pretty damned blue on the inside