hello! I got my boyfriend a soviet flag for valentine’s day and I’m having trouble thinking of a cute commie valentine’s related pun to put on the card. send help please

Roses are red,

Hearts are too

But the reddest of all is me and you.

or

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Fuck the useless liberals, and while you’re at it fuck me too

or

The people’s flag is deepest red

Guess who wants you in their bed?

or 

Arise ye workers from your slumbers

and by workers I mean your dick

or

This union makes us strong

or

We’ve got the Soviet power (of love)

or 

When we fuck I like it when you leave Marx.

or

Stalin isn’t the only Mr. Steel in my life (and then draw a smirky “if you know what I mean” face)

or

We’re not just comrades, we’re cumrades

or 

Why don’t we get our means of production together and engage in some revolutionary praxis, if you know what I mean.

or

You’re the hammer to my sickle,

I want to play with your pickle.

or

Communism is red

Anarchism is black

You’re a demon in the sack

or

There’s a vanguard party in my pants and you’re invited

or

I can’t wait for the revolution to start

so I can liquidate the bourgeoisie with the comrade who stole my heart

or

Happy valentines to my communist cutie

Let’s collectivize that booty.

or 

I’d define my class as humpen’ proletariat when you’re around, babe

or

All your Engles are good Engles.

or

Rosa Luxemburg was red

Che Guevara too

So am I, 

and I love you

or 

Don’t listen the bourgeois leeches, 

I think you’re as sweet as peaches

or

Let’s be revoltingly cute together as revolutionary praxis(get it, revolting?) 

or

When I first saw you my heart had a brief work stoppage and my knees went on strike

or

Wanna do some PDA? By which I mean popular direct action… or the other thing, both are good.

or

From each according to their ability

to each according to their need,

and you’ve got plenty of ability

and I’ve got plenty of need, baby

or

With you a peasant revolution would be a pleasant revolution

or 

I wanna be in bed with my favorite red

or

“I’d rather die on my feet than live on my knees generally, but with you I’m happy in any position”

or 

“I’m a little worried about this no gods, no masters thing, cause you’re divine in bed”

I can keep going. I am so sorry.

Someone should stop me.