Happy valentines.
I’m begLenin to think you should be my valentine
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Let’s abolish the union’s policy of a women’s auxiliary so I can march next to you.
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Cast off your chains… or use them for erotic bondage scenarios, both are good
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Be my Valentine right Mao! and then a picture of Mao going “They’re right, you should be their Valentine”
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It’s historically imperative that you be my Valentine
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I want to attend your Frankfurt school (that was the worst dick joke I’ve ever made).
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How about some PDA in the PRC?
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Let’s skip indulging in the late capitalist decadence peddled by the Hallmark corporation this year and just have weird sex
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Without you I feel like my heart’s in the gulag
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Let’s smash the state and hump while it burns
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All power to the soviets
All hot dickings to the soviets
And by the soviets I mean myself because I’m greedy