I would not at all mind if you kept going with the commie valentine puns! loving all of the options so far

Happy valentines.

I’m begLenin to think you should be my valentine

or

Let’s abolish the union’s policy of a women’s auxiliary so I can march next to you.

or

Cast off your chains… or use them for erotic bondage scenarios, both are good

or

Be my Valentine right Mao! and then a picture of Mao going “They’re right, you should be their Valentine”

or

It’s historically imperative that you be my Valentine

or

I want to attend your Frankfurt school (that was the worst dick joke I’ve ever made).

or

How about some PDA in the PRC?

or 

Let’s skip indulging in the late capitalist decadence peddled by the Hallmark corporation this year and just have weird sex

or

Without you I feel like my heart’s in the gulag

or

Let’s smash the state and hump while it burns

or

All power to the soviets

All hot dickings to the soviets

And by the soviets I mean myself because I’m greedy

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