“Are your vaginal dentures making you look older than you are? Try fixodent for her and your little secret will be well kept. Fixodent for her, for a woman’s special needs”
“Don’t forget to pick up Sensodyne-Vulva, for those tricky sensitivities to anything hot, cold or sweet that you might chomp down on. Expert Recommended to get right to heart of the pain.”
“Mommy I have a loose tooth” "Where honey?“ *child points down*
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 