1. Citizen *partner’s name*
I call you citizen because you’ve committed the crime of stealing my heart.
Report to the sexy gulag immediately.
2. The working class wants you to work that ass
3. Why don’t you organize my labor (this is a great way to ask a partner to have a baby with you, I 100% guarantee it is a great idea)
4. This union maid is wise to want you between her thighs.
5. Q: Why can you trust me never to break up with you?
A: Because I’m always the one who’s left
Do you just want ones about love or something else?
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 