to teach em’ to organize from birth… get those little fuckers unionizing their second grade classmates, teach em’ rhetoric and debate and unleash them on the world.
Kindergartners on STRIKE!
Demand longer recesses and a free juicebox for snack time
By the time they get to highschool it’ll be for less discriminatory dress codes and disciplinary actions and an end to pointless busy work, I then expect them to break their university and leave a trail of terrified bosses in their wake.
be my parent ugh
I fully accept the offer of honorary parenthood, some people may think it odd that my child is only two years my junior, but to them I say “fuck off”
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 