How many days can I go without shaving my legs and still remain financially solvent?

ithotyouknew:

leighalanna:

thenancydrewfanclub:

livenudegirl:

leighalanna:

— my favorite sex worker game

I swear if it wasn’t for work I’d never shave again, but before I started sex work I couldn’t stand to not shave every day. Life is weird!

why not just say stripping? unless ur fucking in champagne rooms what ur doing is STRIPPING and it has nothing to do with SEX. look up the definition of SEX. SEX WORK makes u sound like a prostitute wtf is wrong with y’all. 

Keep saying shit like that and ppl will think u work in a fucking massage parlor. 

What I am doing is certainly not stripping, so please go have your insecure hissy fit elsewhere.

And let me know if that gross and ineffective lateral whorephobia of yours does you any good. It would sure be a surprise.

God, STRIPPING has nothing to do with SEX. It’s not like you’re selling a SEXUAL FANTASY. Like, sure you dance NAKED for MEN but they’re not getting SEXUAL arousal out of it and they don’t wanna have SEX with you, they wanna like, play CHESS with you and they’re not staring at your TITS, they’re staring at your HEART. 

In my experience you’re selling a 50% 50% split between sexual fantasy and the right for them to cry openly in the champagne room

But all sex work is a 50% 50% split between sexual fantasy and dudes crying as far as I can tell.

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