If I were a Sugar daddy I would insist on being called sugar dad and just make an endless series of dad jokes

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Me on seeking arrangement: hello, are you Arrangement because that’s who I’m looking for, but seriously how much do I have to pay you a week to put up with the dad jokes?  My children have left home and I’m so lonely.

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Published by Madeira Darling

Madeira Darling is a snarky mystic, devout Satanist, serious Marxist, laughing dominatrix, and writer from San Fransisco where they live with their boyfriend in a house full of altars to their various demons.

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