Seriously though, have you considered the potential awesomeness (and horror) of a country lead by me?

lark-in-ink:

thepeacockangel:

Like I mean yes, there’d be fantastic leftist economic and social reform, but like I’d also probably have the guy who wrote a Horse With No Name imprisoned for crimes against humanity (and by humanity I mean me specifically).

Also I’d probably subsidize the perfume and cosmetics industry more than is strictly necessary, and I’d have most brutalist architecture torn down and replaced with neo-victorian/hollywood regency monstrosities.

I am in favor and also please appoint me head of the department of transportation so I can fill the country with an efficient network of trains (long distance and subway/lightrail/streetcar) in a sort of neo-art-nouveau/solarpunk style.  If you don’t mind.

You’re 200% appointed.  Also I would drastically rewrite military dress codes, before mostly disbanding the military, and replace the police force with nosey little old ladies 

Also I’d fund medical initiatives to eliminate scabies and ringworm because they just gross me out.