Seriously though, have you considered the potential awesomeness (and horror) of a country lead by me?

Like I mean yes, there’d be fantastic leftist economic and social reform, but like I’d also probably have the guy who wrote a Horse With No Name imprisoned for crimes against humanity (and by humanity I mean me specifically).

Also I’d probably subsidize the perfume and cosmetics industry more than is strictly necessary, and I’d have most brutalist architecture torn down and replaced with neo-victorian/hollywood regency monstrosities.