what is a sex worker? apologies to this dumb question đŸ˜©.. everyone just has there own explanations of what comes with being a “sex worker”

compostwitch:

thepeacockangel:

fullten:

missfreudianslit:

fullten:

typical 9-5 job, I work the sex mines, mining sex. Hard job, back breaking labor, away from the wife and kids for two weeks at a time, but the pay and the benefits are excellent and I get commission on the amount of sex I bring in. Good ol’ American kind of job. 

Watch out for “phone sex lung” from being down there too long. Also, don’t forget your camming canary!

camming canaries, they’re so god damn annoying, every five minutes it’s shrieking ‘BB!! 8 INCHES! BB WATCH MY CAM! BB!!’ 

and the uniforms chafe

I’ll never forget the great sex mine collapse of ‘22. We’d just struck a rich vein of foot worship, and all we were thinking about was the fat checks we’d be getting once these elegant toes and stiletto heels hit the markets. We just filled our carts, sent them back up the shaft, went back for more—nobody ever bothered to check the meters for taint stench. Of course, that’s the madams’ version of the story, but I’m getting on a tangent here.

I was dusting off a toe fuck, thinking about the bitchin lift kit this one was gonna pay for, when I heard that rumble starting up down below. One good thing about a taint stench explosion is you always know when it’s coming. I dropped my toe fuck, gathered up my girls, and ran like hell. We were lucky to be in one of the upper shafts—just last week we’d been down grinding schoolgirl fantasies out of the first shaft that collapsed—but I’ll never forget that noise following us all the way up into the daylight.

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