Just for the record I am really really ridiculously good looking, also it’s 8:22 and I’ve been reading cracked articles since about 4.

Madeira Darling is a snarky mystic, devout Satanist, serious Marxist, laughing dominatrix, and writer from San Fransisco where they live with their boyfriend in a house full of altars to their various demons. View all posts by Madeira Darling