Man this guy who saw me coming out of my plastic surgeon’s office was just like staring and stammering

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Lol, dudes. It’s like he’d never seen someone with fake tits, inch long fingernails and collagen lips in a leopard print mini dress and thigh high boots before.

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Madeira Darling is a snarky mystic, devout Satanist, serious Marxist, laughing dominatrix, and writer from San Fransisco where they live with their boyfriend in a house full of altars to their various demons.

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