fauxxfoxx:

incidentalpiratess:

vallie-beuys:

Ok so I’m gonna go to McDonalds, but instead of buying something I’m gonna tell the cashier that I think their food is delicious but I don’t want to be like their gross customers. Those people who pay? Yeah they’re gross and sleazy. They totally don’t respect you by paying for the food you made them. Ew. Why would I pay for my food?

Why aren’t you giving me free food? I just gave you a COMPLEMENT don’t you know that’s better than boring old money?!

Why are you kicking me out?!!!

FINE I NEVER WANTED YOUR GROSS FOOD ANYWAY!!!!!!!!

 Or go into McD’s and distract the cashier from doing their job by aggressively trying to rescue them from the exploitative fast food industry. Who cares if they have bills to pay? THEY’RE BEING OPPRESSED AND NEED TO BE RESCUED RIGHT NOW

I love yall. 😂

Yessssss

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