Miriam Webster Suggests “Gangster Rapper” as A Rhyme For “Whippersnapper”

thepeacockangel:

I don’t know why but I think that may be the funniest thing I’ve ever read.  Maybe it’s because I’m trying to think of a context in which rhyming whippersnapper with gangster rapper would make even the most remote amount of sense.

Cause like “He’s a whippersnapper, that gangster rapper, but his clothes are so dapper, his girlfriend’s a neoflapper, his favorite fish is the red snapper, and he’s got his lights on a clapper, and outside on the deck he has a bug zapper, and and if you ask him a cartographer ought to just be called a mapper, politically he’s annoyed by boot strappers, and he’s never been fond of fur trappers, for animal rights he’s always been a scrapper, he’s even tempered not much snapper, though his dog’s a bit of a yapper, which can interrupt his sleep so sometimes he’s a napper,” 

Is hilarious.