Republicans: IF YOU’RE NOT RICH YOU’RE LAZY, SO FUCK ANYONE WHO ACTUALLY WORKS FOR A LIVING! IF YOU OBJECT YOU’RE A GODDAMN COMMIE. I BOOTSTRAPPED MYSELF INTO BEING BORN WITH A FAMILY FORTUNE!
Democrats: Hey now, I’m all for us keeping all the wealth and power for ourselves and all, but if you exploit the workers too much they’re going to rise up and kill us all, remember what happened in Russia and France awhile back?
Republicans: Can’t hear you over my guns!
Democrats: You realize that those won’t save you.
Republicans: Can’t. Hear. You. Over. My. Guns.
Republicans: *whisper* goddamn commie
American Politics
Published
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 