ithotyouknew:

thepeacockangel:

ithotyouknew:

I saw a comment on something where someone said “she’s humping the air like a prostitute.” Like…no? Strippers are the ones who hump the air, can you get our job descriptions straight while you’re insulting sex workers? 

I’m pretty sure someone has paid a full service worker to pretend to be having sex with a wind elemental at some point.

Why don’t I ever get those clients? 

I think I get the weird ones because something in my vibe says “whacky”