My Sexy Tech Support Line Results In The Best Calls

Dude: I’m having trouble with my macbook pro disk drive, it won’t eject a disk
Me: Alright, well try the eject button on your key board
Dude: That’s not working
Me: Try restarting it and after the chime hold down the left mouse button until it ejects
Dude: *Moaning* still nothing.
Me: Try command-E
Dude: *groaning intensifies* still nothing
Me: Okay open the Terminal Application in your Utilities folder, and enter /usr/bin/drutil eject
Dude: *Has intense orgasm*
Me: Whatever floats your boat, man