bigdummy:

thepeacockangel:

despicabledarling:

thepeacockangel:

littledollygingersnaps:

ithotyouknew:

thepeacockangel:

ithotyouknew:

I saw a comment on something where someone said “she’s humping the air like a prostitute.” Like…no? Strippers are the ones who hump the air, can you get our job descriptions straight while you’re insulting sex workers? 

I’m pretty sure someone has paid a full service worker to pretend to be having sex with a wind elemental at some point.

Why don’t I ever get those clients? 

I’ve seen requests for being fucked by a ghost

And SWERFs say we’d all stop doing sex work if we had other options, pfft, our jobs sometimes involve pretending to have sex with ghosts, I love us.

I’ve role played sex with a ghost. Civilians need to get better work stories.

Muggle work story: Bob spilled coffee down his shirt today, it was a riot.

Sex worker work stories: So did I tell you about the guy who wanted me to pretend to be a chicken that tells fortunes?

^ that last one though

That one sadly I made up, but I have had some excellent ones