White people murder innocent black children, laugh and make jokes about it.
Result: White people produce an outpouring of donations and goodwill… for the murderer
Black people take some fucking lubriderm and calamine lotion without paying during riots incited by white brutality, and the pointless death of community members.
Result: White people clutch our pearls and scream “THESE PEOPLE ARE ANIMALS”
I mean murdering children is fine, but god forbid anyone ever steal a pack of gasex in case they get a funny tummy after visiting their aunt. I mean should a box of gasex ever be stolen we all know society will entirely collapse and we’ll all end up as host bodies for some kind of invading alien
As I said before, you know what? You are owed that gasex, you should be getting that gasex for free because we owe you. We owe you big time.