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Male Dom: How much to fuck you without a condom?
Me: Whatever the surgery to make you into David Bowie costs.

I love that this continues to circulate.

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Published by Madeira Darling

Madeira Darling is a snarky mystic, devout Satanist, serious Marxist, laughing dominatrix, and writer from San Fransisco where they live with their boyfriend in a house full of altars to their various demons.

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