Person 1: I don’t like avocados, I find them too greasy
Person 2: I’m here to tell you that I personally love avocados and think that their level of greasiness is perfect! How dare you say no one likes avocados!
Person 3: Did the *~*~*~*~*~*~*fruit council*~*~*~*~*~*~* come together and decide avocados were too greasy? How did I miss this? What kind of anti-avocado hate monger are you?
Person 1:”I” statements aren’t meant to be read as universal truths?