Meanwhile in the censorship office of an alternate world where I’m the all powerful ruler:

Censor: Your highness, you weren’t worried about the anti-tyranny message in Mad Max: Fury Road
Me: No, that movie was awesome.
Censor: *scribbles something* okay, good, good… and now I couldn’t quite make out what you wanted done with The Hobbit Movies.
Me: *sigh* it’s not hard, I just want the entire thing reshot but instead of whatever the story they were trying to tell, just have it be that elf king, the other good looking elves, and the two sexy dwarves in the nud taking steam baths, and stretching coquettishly… a trilogy, yeah, about as long as they originally planned