gwallamama:

strippernotes:

turningtricksbreakingdicks:

leighalanna:

lunarynth:

Aaaand this is why strippers hate y’all

check out that totally-not-intentionally-sexy red light and crappy definitely-not-for-strippers platform heels. 

“I want the glamour and sex appeal associated with strippers BUT GOD FORBID ANY OF YOU ACTUALLY ASSOCIATE ME WITH STRIPPERS”

The kind of girl that goes to a strip club and starts giving lap dances to everyone in the group. *mega eye roll*

Everyone wants to be a stripper but no one wants to be a stripper.

Hate this

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