Introduced in 1949, this cheap leather heavy cologne is profoundly offensive and cheap smelling to many modern noses.
Dipper:
Ralph Lauren Polo
We both know he’d go for the manliest manly impossible for him to live up to thing possible, Ralph Lauren a heavy tobacco leather is it.
or
Aquolina Blue Sugar
Something Mable might buy him as a gift.
Mable:
Dosis De Passion
I feel this sour gummi worms scented fragrance is the sort of thing Mable would adore
Alternatively
Dior Hypnotic Poison Eau Sensuelle
Waaaay too heavy, blatantly inappropriate for a girl her age, exactly what she’d wear attempting to romance one of her suitors.
Grenda:
Animale Animale Animale
This 80s power house scent suits the bold and uninhibited Grenda
Candy
Comme Des Garcons 2011 Comme Des Garcons
Flowers and industrial glue, weird enough for Candy
Wendy:
Van Cleef and Arpels Midnight In Paris
This is a really gorgeous men’s scent, leather, incense, benzoin and tea make it a sort of sexy, laid back scent, perfect for the way too cool for you older tomboy you had a crush on in middle school
Soos:
Etat Libre D’Orange Divin Enfant
Orange blossom, marshmallow, tobacco, leather, ideal for a man in touch with his inner child, not a scent Soos would use, but how I imagine he might end up smelling
Agua de Colonia Concentrada
A traditional unisex eau de cologne Soos’s grandmother might have bought him to get him to stop using some god awful body spray.
Robbie:
Ed Hardy Heart’s And Daggers for him
or
Paco Rabanne Black XS
Both say “teenage boy” both say “kinda angsty”
Tambry:
Jimmy Choo Blossom
A very modern, of the moment scent for a very of the moment young lady.
Lazy Susan:
Elizabeth Taylor Passion
A heavy incense and civet sense regarded by many as hellishly old ladyish (but a fragrance I personally love)
Pacifica:
Dior Miss Dior
Luxurious but youthful, sweet but definitely a little “bratty”
Madeira Darling is a snarky mystic, devout Satanist, serious Marxist, laughing dominatrix, and writer from San Fransisco where they live with their boyfriend in a house full of altars to their various demons.
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