joyeuse-noelle:

gracklesong:

cumaeansibyl:

hellotailor:

an official image tweeted by marco rubio’s presidential campaign today.

YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

I went to his twitter to understand this and apparently he thinks the fact that human gametes won’t combine to randomly produce completely different species* is a sound counterargument to abortion

$50 to any Marco Rubio staffer who replaces his theme song with Monty Python’s “Every Sperm is Sacred” at an official event.

I’ll make it 100