For some reason I assume you’re someone that opens stuck jars/bottles for other people. Madeira Darling Uncategorized September 28, 2015 1 Minute Lol nope, I can’t open a damn thing, I have to get D to open everything Share this: Share on X (Opens in new window) X Share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Facebook Like Loading... Related Published by Madeira Darling Madeira Darling is a snarky mystic, devout Satanist, serious Marxist, laughing dominatrix, and writer from San Fransisco where they live with their boyfriend in a house full of altars to their various demons. View all posts by Madeira Darling Published September 28, 2015