Other Funny Dicks I Have Seen

The I’m Pretty Sure It’s Not Supposed To Be That Color: Vaguely greenish in all photos and video I have seen of it, looked like an ugly pickle. I have told the dude repeatedly he should see a doctor.
The Squatch: Not even small, dude was just incredibly hairy, it was elusive, like if bigfoot was a penis
The Pleased To Meetcha: Small and bizarrely expressive, looked like it was smiling and as if it would have talked with a friendly midwestern accent
The Waaaiiiit a minute: A nylon stocking stuffed with batting and colored with magic marker, dude really wanted me to be impressed with his giant fake dong
Glitter dick: Made a dude cover his dick in eyelash glue and then cover it in glitter. He claimed this improved his jerk off experience. WTF.
The OH SWEET JESUS: A dick reduced to a mass of scar tissue from WAAAAYYY too much heavy cbt
The shroom: Giant bright purple head with a skinny very pale shaft, if it hadn’t been attached to him I would have sworn he was trying to pass a mushroom off as his dick

Published by Madeira Darling