Here’s A List Of All The Things I Can Think Of I’d Want After The Rev

(but not like replacements for shampoo and whatnot as I run out, and not including stuff I already have)

Basically to disprove the idea that even materialistic people like me want infinite stuff:

1. The basement and chimney repointed so I don’t have to worry about them anymore
2. The lead paint in the house sealed and sorted out
3. Two new (pretty) living room chairs
4. 3 pretty new chandeliers (one for our bedroom one for the nursery and one for the dining area)
5. A new queen size bed frame and mattress (pretty)
6. 3 or 4 pretty standing lamps or 3 or 4 table lamps and pretty end tables (with storage) 
7. An armoire for D’s clothes
8. A pretty bundt cake pan
9. A stand mixer
10. 3 springform cake pans
11. 3 baking trays and 2 silpats
12. 4 very elaborate gowns
13. 4 very elaborate hats
14. 10 pairs of well made and comfortable high heeled shoes
15. 2 pairs of high heeled boots
16. 1 mink coat (vintage I don’t want minks killed for me, but they’re very warm and last forever)
17. 1 matching fur hat (also vintage)
18. 1 pearl necklace
19. A new dining room set that matches my taste better
20. 15 window treatments that are pretty and keep heat in (including curtain rods)
21. Probably to be able to use the floor below us for more storage and so D can have a studio
22. A set of royal doulton China (service for six)
23. 2 new tablecloths (in vintage patterns)
24. A claw foot tub to replace my current tub
25. 3 built in bookcases
26. 5 or so paintings and pretty frames
27. a large wall mounted tv and gilt frame for said TV 
28. An attractive dresser for the nursery
29. a pretty bassinet for the nursery
30. a nice camera
31. a bottle of serge lutens Chergui
32. a bottle of What We Do In Paris Is Secret by A Lab On Fire
33. a bottle of original fendi
34. Probably like at least 50 more bottles of perfume if I’m being honest
35. (and access to a gigantic library of perfume where I can smell everything)
36. A couple of fancy eyeshadow palettes
37. 5 to 10 fancy lipsticks
38. A couple of bottles of fancy foundation
39. 10 or so slutty dresses
40. 10 or so slutty tops
41. 10 or so slutty skirts
42. A wrought iron bistro set for the deck
43. a better gardenia scented moisturizer
44. a ruby necklace and matching earrings (elaborate)
45. a set of onyx jewelry
46. 4 or so found animal skulls 
47. Shadow boxes for animal skulls
48. Halloween plates
49. Halloween cut outs
50. Halloween garlands
51. Halloween centerpieces
52. Storage boxes for holiday decorations
53. Christmas tree decorations (weird and old preferable)
54. Halloween cookie cutters
55. halloween serveware
56. Halloween wall cutouts
57. 6 black lacquered frames
58. halloween glasses
59. wine glasses
60. 1 China cabinet
61. 4 new sets of sheets
62. 4 new sets of towels
63. Access to academic journals and texts
64. 3 large Animal pelts (from animals that died naturally or were killed for food)
65. A new leather jacket (fitted)
66. 3 new training corsets
67. The handle on the microwave fixed
68. the kitchen cabinets repainted and the cracked floor tiles fixed
69. The floors refinished 
70. 1 new hot water heater because ours is about to die
71. A washer with a hand wash setting
72. A suspension rig in my dungeon
73. 1 round table or round bench for foyer
74. 1 pink and red striped vase to replace my favorite one that got broken
75. 1 lap desk
76. 1 netbook so I can work when I travel
77. 1 good set of glass food storage containers with easy to match lids
78. 1 kindle 
79. 4 new handbags
80. 25 new pairs of nylons
81. 25 new pairs of socks for high heels
82. 25 new pairs of thigh high socks
83. 4 pairs of winter pajamas
84. 10 new pretty nightie sets
85. 1 pair of warm high heel slippers
86. 10 new sets of underwear (bra and panties)
87. 7 victorian dresses for winter
88. My ass done
89. My boobs upgraded
90. My lips done again
91. My forehead wrinkle and nasolabial lines fixed
92. 10 or so board and card games (various ones not going to list them all) to play with friends
93. Good poker set
94. Cake decorating tools
95. 1 decorative urn
96. 1 coat tree
97. 1 large wall mirror for over the fireplace (which D and I will argue about) 
98. Damask wallpaper for the bedroom
99. Taxidermy animals (antique, given to me by people who inherited them and do not want them)
100. More weird statues of saints
101. 4 new merry widows or similar
102. A cast iron dutch oven
103. A garlic crusher
104. 3 new cutting boards

I’d say a car as well but I expect public transport will be better post rev

And I think that’s about all I’d really want for a while after the rev