When it comes to ladies

milkteanotmilquetoast:

girlmage:

thepeacockangel:

I tend to really like big strong strapping femmes. Like those sturdy milkmade types, the kinda gal with perfect victory rolls who can pick me up and toss me over her shoulder. Like the femme equivalent of a bear.

SAME OMG

Wait, who wants to date me?

In terms of ladies I’m into strong fat, but I’m married so 

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