Fallout 4 questions

1. After the apocalypse does everyone forget how to use a broom, or is leaving piles of dead leaves around some sort of decorating idea?
2. Does farming mutfruit take up so much time that you literally don’t have time to nudge the ghoul corpses out of your house, or do something about that 200 year old skeleton just hanging out on the sofa?
3. How come dudes are allowed to wear dresses but not makeup in this game?
4. How do the settlers in Sanctuary Hills spend so much time hammering new panels on to houses without it having any effect?
5. Does no one in this goddamn world know how to maintain a floor?
6. How have John Hancock’s clothes not crumbled to dust? They’re like 400 years old.
7. How did I get seemingly the world’s only dog with hair?
8. So ghoul penises, what’s up with those?