but can’t handle the thought that “no nose, no ears, and the connective tissue issues that come along with being a ghoul (which there are, ghouls have joint problems, that is documented canon) probably means a missing or nonfunctional dick” or can’t deal with the fact that no he’s not solid, bits of him are literally falling off, because ghoulness has a lot of symptoms in common with leprosy you’re a fucking hypocrite, if the only way you can like him as a ghoul is to not think about the actual implications of ghoulness then you’re just obfuscating your need to alter the character.
They are rotting and necrotic, not desiccated mummies. That’s just what they are.
So either stop sanitizing and prettying up the effects of ghoulness or quit whining about other people having harmless fucking fun.