5 am hoe tips from urs truly

biscaynesugar:

40ozshorty:

-shavin w neosporin leaves ur coochie 100% stubble free, and helps w stretch marks
-kat von d liquid lipstick is bj proof and matte
-double wear foundation from estee lauder is smear proof and doesnt rub off on sheets and clothes
-cranberries makes ur coochie taste sweeter than if u were to eat pineapple
-fantasia smoothing serum helps prevent ur hair from matting and tangling durin play time

Idk about the neosporin but I’m def reblogging for bj proof lipstick

Kat Von D is an antisemite. Stila liquid lipstick doesn’t hate Jewish people and is also BJ proof