nothing irritates me more than guys who are like “I want to entertain you mistress” and I say, okay, whatchu got and they’re like “let me stroke for you”
why would i be entertained by you beating your dick
how up your own ass are you that you think that would be entertaining
And then when I point this out or say, “Yeah, I guess it is pretty entertaining that you have to pay me to even acknowledge you while you whack off” they get mad and hang up….lol fake-ass subs
I feel this with every fiber of my being
Eh, as far as I’m concerned pretending to agree with their ludicrous ideas about what I might find entertaining/hot is all just part of the service I charge for.
Yeah, tumblr really helps out there, when it’s phone or cam cause then I can laugh at shitposts while pretending I’m laughing at their dick
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 