Seriously, Madeira, get it together

The hats were reunited in the end.  Why are you still crying over the hats?  Stop it.  Stop it right now.  THE HATS WERE REUNITED IN THE END, why won’t you stop crying.  Why do you always do this?

Oh my god, they’re not even real hats, they’re cartoon hats.  Madeira, are you listening to me?  They’re not real hats.