Tila Tequila’s Life Is A Mad Lib

Tila Tequila was engaged to the Johnson and Johnson heiress who wrote books about childhood diabetes and had set Lindsay Lohan’s ex girlfriend’s hair on fire, after her death, Tila went into a downward spiral endorsing nazism and flat earth theory

Which could easily be “(celebrity) was engaged to the (product) heiress, who wrote books about (charitable cause) and who had once set (2nd celebrity)’s exgirlfriend’s hair on fire. After her death (celebrity) went into a downward spiral endorsing (horrific ideology) and (conspiracy theory)" 

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