addendum: try to never be the first one to break eye-contact and make sure it’s a thoughtful, neutral, coldish, evaluative kind of look (or any subset of the four) you’re giving the guy. i feel like that’ll freak ’em out too

I tend to give a really big hearty “pleased to meetcha” smile with it, so it’s like “I can and will kill you and be terrifyingly cheerful about it, also you can’t say shit”

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