misscherrylikesitdirty:

thepeacockangel:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

thepeacockangel:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

mashingitlikegailthesnail:

clarawebbwillcutoffyourhead:

no more posts by baby strippers (or by any sex workers but baby strippers are the bigger offenders) about what is or is not tacky.

you know what’s tacky? reinforcing pointless af class based consumerism while implying that someone must be poor and have no taste bc they like or paid for some one or other thing you/your teen vogue says is tacky/stripper platforms are tacky/&c.

I mean, most of society thinks that doing sex work automatically makes you tacky af. The only tacky I call out is brothel owner trying to be tasteful and “Upmarket” tacky.

OMG brothel owners advertising their “classy” decorations… like those fake little greek pillars with the fat little baby on top? And the fake ivy? The cheap polyester brocade curtains? Or is that a German thing?

The bourgeoisie are tacky

TBH I want to make a blog collecting images used on brothel websites to advertise (the rooms only of course, not the workers) and review them from an interior designer’s standpoint.
“While the mirror above the headboard makes the room appear slightly bigger, the effect is ruined by the dark red walls that violently clash with the bright orange taffetta clumsily arranged around the bed posts.”

DO IT DO IT DO IT

“The cheap flokati imitation leading the way to the kingsize bed seems cozy and definitely invites one to take the shoes off and dive in, but the seasoned harlot in me knows that it’s probably drenched in more bodily fluids than a season finale of CSI.”

I love this

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