Though Actually Imagine Makeup Guru Deadpool

Starting with Vanessa teaching him how to minimize his skin issues and then getting really into it.
Getting excited going to Sephora
Practicing on captured super villains
Demanding beauty tips from captured super villains
Helping other superheroes with mutations look normal to blend in when they need to and putting tutorials on his youtube channel
Recommending products that won’t come off on your mask.
Doing makeup for other people with scarring/skin issues/other shit people are shitty about and making them feel beautiful on his youtube channel
Wearing super bright eyeshadow
Swearing by bio-oil
Loving false eyelashes
Having a super popular instagram
Making jokes about his skin type being “crispy”
Having a million bright red lipsticks cause it’s his favorite color.
Wearing them on his very worst skin days to make himself feel better
Doing a “the power of makeup” video
Getting an “inspiring” buzzfeed article.
Doing Vanessa’s makeup and then messing up her lipstick.

Published by Madeira Darling