I’m Sure It’s Not Actually A Loophole

thepeacockangel:

But can you imagine if fssws could get around “no selling sex” laws by giving sex away free with purchase of something else?

“Gourmet Fruit Basket, 700$, vaginal with condom for no more than one hour free with purchase”

“Chocolate bar, 100$ blowjob 20 minutes, with condom, free with purchase”

IDK I just think that’d be amusing… mostly because I’m thinking about what weird trinkets workers would end up selling to make it legal.

I still also think it’d be a hilarious loophole. Reblog with what you’d sell.

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