So Dude You Think She Friend Zoned You?

barefoot-soul:

thepeacockangel:

Are you sure you aren’t actually in any of the following zones?

• The enemy zone
• The Twilight Zone
• The Romulan Neutral Zone
• THE ZONE!!!!!! (as yelled by a personal trainer)
• The ritual sacrifice zone
• The patsy for my big heist zone
• The Sky Zone indoor trampoline center
• The “generally to be avoided” zone
• The Fun Zone play maze and laser tag venue
• The end zone
• The “actually my brother but must never know because of our father’s dark secret” zone
• Any of the earth’s many temperate zones
• The Danger Zone as performed by Kenny Loggins

Think carefully now.  Are you really sure?  

What about the auto zone?

That is another possible zone.