i know it sounds kinda puerile, but something i learnt from my dad is to put down your silverware after you take a bite, and not pick it back up until you’ve finished chewing (also, make sure to chew your food properly)

Madeira Darling is a snarky mystic, devout Satanist, serious Marxist, laughing dominatrix, and writer from San Fransisco where they live with their boyfriend in a house full of altars to their various demons. View all posts by Madeira Darling