“Hoe tips” is such an annoying type of post because I’M A PRO HO and when I see them I expect hoe-related tips but it’s just like
“Hoe Tip: drink lots of water it makes your skin better :)”
fuck outta here I wanna know what strippers do to avoid razor bumps, I wanna know what escorts do if they have issues with vaginal dryness, I wanna know what bitches who like to suck dick do to keep their lipstick unsmudged, I wanna know what porn makers think about the best sweat-proof makeup, I wanna know what REALLY works to keep skin super smooth and flawless and i’m not talking about legs.
HOE TIPS FOR HOES ‘eat avocados and hey did you know coconut oil is good for hair’ ain’t no kinda hoe tip tbh you’re not a ‘hoe’ just bc you’re doing basic DIY body maintenace.
THIS.MADE.MY.DAY!!!!!!
It’s fucking dead on.
when I first started I had to look up shit about razor bumps for BLACK PEOPLE and let me tell you the only useful answers came from strippers. I want tips from people who HAVE to have these sexual/physical aspects of themselves down PAT bc it’s their money/best interest to be top of the line where the sun don’t shine. Those are USEFUL ‘hoe tips’.
If the shit is also applicable to preschoolers, then it ain’t a “ho tip.”
“Take a lot of naps!” ain’t a ho tip
“Drink a lot of water!” ain’t a ho tip
“Use salicylic acid on your bikini line to prevent ingrowns” is a ho tip
“Use Entertainer’s Secret spray when your voice goes out and you still need to take calls on NF!” is a ho tip
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This! I thought I was just being a bitter bitch but this what I be thinking like those are not hoe tips at all lol
The only hoe tip I post is actually helpful for hoe activities
This other shit I see… gabagé
THAT VOICE ONE WILL LITERALLY SAVE MY LIFE
Thoughts From The Peacock Angel 