How did the right become the side that appeals to the libidinal? Like we’re the ones who’ve always been about sex for pleasure and making sure you get to eat tasty shit and say what you like. 

How is it we’ve gotten the reputation of being the ones who want to guilt trip you for wanting a new TV when communism is the only system that could really deliver material plenty on a mass scale?

I mean isn’t censorious moralizing sort of what the right’s always actually done?

I blame the dour white contingent of the 60s new left.