Me attempting prayer:

Dear deities of various genders because I’m sure there are more than two, the universe, and whatever, thanks for stuff.  Also why did you make this one dude so annoying?  Like I’m sure you have your reasons for doing stuff, but like why is he so fucking annoying?  Thank you for his money though, seriously I do appreciate you sending that my way… but christ he’s fucking irritating.  Does he irritate you too?  Do you regret giving him free will?  Yeah I figured.