Drunk me when I was younger: Collapsing fully dressed in full makeup possibly with shoes on to sleep somewhere that may or may not be the bed.
Drunk me now: Brushes, flosses, goes through full skin care routine, drinks three glasses of water and has to be told it’s okay not to wash my makeup brushes or put my hair in pincurls for the night just this once

…this doesn’t mean I’m a functional or together human being, just that I’m vain as fuck.